Holy moly I'm live and playing Life Is Strange! twitch.tv/docterocto twitch.tv/docterocto

Wow guys. My "Butts" post was my most successful post on Twitter. Let's try another one.

Thots.

Does anyone else use the word "tit" as a form a measurement?

I'm drunk.

The new Ninja Sex Party album...just fucking listen to it...and buy it...put some fucking greatness in your ears.

It was nice knowing ya MGK.

Now using this for comedic purpose. Prepare to cringe by my everyday thoughts.

Nothing boost your moral more than trying to withdraw .75 cents from your account for a soda and you have 'insignificant funds'

PSA, this is what being a comedian is like.

Fort Collins Comedy Community is such a solid family of wonderful and creative people. #fortcollins #comedy #fortcollinscomedy

Got a condom and an edible tonight. For me, that's a successful night of comedy.

Reading "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl, he is a Holocaust surviver and the book is about his experience in Auschwitz and other camps. Someone he still is able to crack jokes in the horrible situations he was in. Humor is powerful.

They say you are what you eat, I can confidently say I'm not a pussy.

I will be performing on a Nerd Roast playing Petyr Baelish from GoT The Colorado Room on the 20th of this month. Chaos is a ladder, and Arya Stark is a bitch.

If you have a drug test coming up and just smoked weed. Drink some Roundup, it's a weed killer.

Let's start a petition to get the flex tape guy in office. "Flex tape can seal, bond, and repair any broken nation! And it's waterproof!"

Performed at Don't Tell Comedy on Saturday in Fort Collins. Will be on the Not Govern By Reason podcast tomorrow. Comedy showcase at Pinball Jones at the end of this month. Starting 2019 strong.

If you get a text from Patrick Swayze, have you been ghosted? Thank you.