I think I'm gonna try the Carolina Reaper Hot Cheetos. My stomach and my wife might not agree with this decision, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Event belt bags available now. Easy access into festivals and events without having without having to search your bag or walk back to your car. All fanny pack jokes welcome below.

Back when I was young and hip! 🥴

Yall be nice to my wife or I'll hurt you 😌

That they do 😏

Nonsense, we can hire someone for that

People will do anything for the right amount of money.

Tryna figure out who gave my wife permission to be this fucking HOT 🥵🥵🥵 #WCW #WCE Bailey 💀 Fake

Lemme see dat booty

On a scale from 1-10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?

Thought it was about time I got myself a new profile picture.

Whoever said the newborn stage was the hardest is a fucking LIAR this toddler shit is for the BIRDS

Put your hands up, it's time to party! It's time to bring back Thirsty Thursday, specially for my boy Chief Queef. Marriage is a grand and wonderful thing, and I hope it brings you nothing but joy. But tonight it's time to get wasted 🤪 Me (Not) Keith. Me Parody Hard.

Per my wife's inspiration, I will be performing in a movie called Grumpy Old Men™️. Auditions will be held this Saturday at 2pm.

Everywhere we go she asks me to take her picture, but I don't mind 💗 #WCW Bailey 💀 Fake

My #WCW is this foxy lady right here 😍 can't believe she's stuck with my stupid ass this long. Bailey 💀 Fake

Susperia vibes 😱