This is what they took from you. You can’t get rescue dogs like that anymore. It’s all pitbull mutts.

Johan Jelqington Obama made illegal to motorboat big naturals in his Never Have Fun Again Act.

Bro what happened

Gay

Lmfao with Jeter and A-Rod sitting right there. Ortiz earned himself a “get out of CECOT” card with that one.

You heard him boys, Argi-defense is the next big business. Think mechanically enhanced Venus Flytraps but for people and on the southern border.

They don’t even know there are a variety of Vanilla species that each have unique flavor profiles…

Bad Bunny if his music career didn’t work out

Lotta places gotta get glassed, man

Kamala vibe shift levels of delusion

realizing you did not have a single deep thought today

Plow truck came by and blew my mailbox’s shit smoove off

“I miss my wife so much. The world is pale and grey without her, literally less colorful.” “SHE WAS YOUR DOMESTIC SLAVE YOU SICK FUCK”

“He jesternigged faggishly across the court.”

Moussa Fiaggaté

Maybe the stopped clock will be right again this time.

A timeless and universal understanding of how to say the same shit over and over again like a fucking retard

I’m gonna put so many franchises out of business

Are LLMs and clawdbots going to start calling each other “clanka” to try to take the punch out of “clanker”? Like the blacks so effectively did…

Shoulda named him Neptunesaur