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Girls be like “ily” then make you wanna kys

call me super glue cuz holy shi do i get attached

Girls be like "I want a man not a kid" and end up with a kid and no man

Back then dads had 3-4 kids. Nowadays kids have 3-4 dads... Climate change is crazyyyy

Some day, the L's I take are gonna have a V after.

i should be her number 1 Spotify artist cuz she played me the most

My mood got many swings I think I own a fucking park now lol

I like you so much that if the boat started sinking and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you a lot.

Before you send her a DM think about how it would look like as a screenshot

Sometimes act like you can't afford the bread, until they find out you own the damn bakery.

My daily routine is simple i wake up and suffer