my internal monologue in meetings

Do not call Ivanka a cunt. Cunts have a delicious, enticing aroma. Ivanka probably smells like a brand new shower curtain, off-gassing a weird plastic odor.

Boys get a period. It's called Diarrhea.

One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

Picard sociology tip: Those who rise to power by embracing ignorance and fear will only make their people more ignorant and afraid.

Slack is down

Blah Blah Blah [Comic] bit.ly/2IuanpS

As a kid, I knew I was in trouble when my Mom would say “Conan Christopher O’Brien” through the megaphone she borrowed from the SWAT team.

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xdddd.

I have completed my challenge of 52 books! goodreads.com/user_challenge…

my entire timeline atm

At what age does "darnedest" become "irritating"? bit.ly/2G59OT1

Is anyone else listening to that podcast in their car, the one with the sobbing woman who says I'm not a podcast, damn it, I'm your wife, what's wrong with you?

Reposting some cute doggo drawings for #YearOfTheDog #YearoftheDog2018