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A whole heap of fun heading your way with King Bee set to rock the house, 6-9 pm! @shrimpvschef is on scene at noon. Smiles and beers all day!

Music in the schools will again get a big boost with the annual Talent Showcase April 15 at the Alcazar Theatre. Thank you to The Rotary Club of Carpinteria. Funds raised will provide or repair instruments and pay for special lessons in Mariachi music. The show is a sellout.

Heads up!

Today is German Beer Day! On this day, 500 years ago the Reinheitsgebot - the German beer purity law - was adopted. Celebrate appropriately! #GermanBeerDay

Don’t miss. That’s the tweet. Sat 6-9, Strange Hotels.

Can’t last! Won’t last!

Tonight: we rock!

In honor of Andre the Giant's birthday, here's his hand holding a 12 oz can of beer. Enjoy.

Love the love!

Tonight: we sing, dance, and gyrate in a responsible manner. We, in short, @skamakazie! @chiltepingrll posts up 11-7. And there may even be some Coconut Stout left…!

T-minus 24 hours till this summer time go-to arrives!

And so it was that on this day our forefathers in their wisdom declared this day not only one of Independence from tyranny, but additionally a hallowed day to stock up on beer for the evening’s festivities. We’re open 11-5 pm!

Cool band alert! This is not a drill! Happening today. Holdfast plays 5-8 pm!

islandbrewingcompany.com/calendar... Synch up with the latest calendar! And save the date: Sunday July 23 is our 22nd Anniversary. Would love to hang with you!

After more than a dozen years of city and Carpinteria Skate Foundation planning, it’s official: the long-awaited Carpinteria skatepark will open to the public on Saturday, Aug. 26 at noon. coastalview.com/news/it-s-offi…

“The market will regulate itself.” The market: x.com/Culture_Crit/s…

New Weather West post on pair of major storms headed for California. Wed storm to hit NorCal harder, but Sun-Mon storm may hit SoCal harder and there is at least moderate potential for widespread/significant SoCal flood risk then. #CAwx #CAwater weatherwest.com/archives/35156

Today’s agenda: @michaelpetersandthemonsters 5-8! @shrimpvschef posts up around noon. Then there’s the new Pineapple Seltzer which will coincide with more sun, fun, & smiles.