When Stephanie and I release our collab…. Oh it’s over for our fellow whores and whore haters…..

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty…..

Getting my boyfriend addicted to whipits so he’ll propose 🥰

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

wish I could regain the stoic confidence I had as a child being interrogated about my sexuality by the mean girls I took advanced ballet with

I wrote a poem about watching Very Delta on acid while getting fingered by a man my dad’s age and it’ll soon be published by @DrunkMonkeysWeb anyway what should I buy my mom for Mother’s Day

we said goodbye to one of the coolest Burning Man community spaces in Chicago this weekend. I carried a live baby squirrel in my studded bra half the night. I love you Sea House!

Also my poem about daddy sex, Delta Work ( Very Delta ) and psychedelics is now live over at @DrunkMonkeysWeb surl.li/tjikx

boyfriend sent me roses for no reason should i start looking for my wedding dress?

yeah and i was a whore too

in bed dog sitting re-reading the fucking incredible debut of sophie (but evil) (a genius among mortals, the Pump to my Vander, the Mario Batali to my Cinnamon Roll, a queen of all queens.)

girl move on

this flopped so my dick could flop harder

my piece is in this go read it or else

he liked the food

This is mental illness, guys. I don't say that in a mocking way, either! I'm saying this is legitimately a disordered, unhealthy pattern of thinking that adults should be actively attempting to correct rather than breathlessly celebrating for its pseudo-profundity.

sorry to be the one to tell you the credit card of ingested microplastics has migrated to your brain and is inoperable

take your sensitive ass back to CoStar

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