i shaved my head this weekend and am now updating my memoji like it’s a change of address form

!!!!!!!! 🤪!!!!!!👇🏽!!!!!! 10/4 !!!!!

tom brady is the joe biden of quarterbacks

i think i just spent the last 30 min “hanging out” on instagram

tweeting a tiktok i found on IG

me: i don’t want the mainstream media to tell me what to make of trump’s financial records. i’m gonna look at the documents myself and draw my own conclusions. trump’s financial records:

me swiping: hope i get a match! me getting a match: i’ll message tomorrow.

“are you still watching” but for IG stories

looking to sublease my personal problems. ok with going month-to-month. no credit or background check needed

is john mayer’s music cool or good

do people who write long viral twitter threads prepare their tweets in a separate doc

why are no NBA teams/owners offering to match salary donations that their players are making?

society: always have a team-first attitude the team:

if your boss ever challenges your productivity during quarantine remind them how, with all this time to figure this out, the team renamed itself the Washington Football Team 🤣🤣

charles barkley just said MLK (yes, that one) couldnt guard him in the post so yeah the NBA is back

me to my checking account when my debit card goes through

everyone should read this.

they’re gonna make lebron and AD co-mvps of the finals and make it about kobe

thinking about not writing a lead guitar part for this new brother sports song so that i get to chill while smouk 420 does all the work live 🙊

me in 2 years: gah i’ve had such bad luck for the past couple years