Swol, not smol.

Music is just wiggling air

They say all u need is love but sometimes actually all u need is a vape

Last night I dreamed I was getting ingredients for a green juice. Really lost my edge haven't i

I want to be the Brian Cox of beauty, the Kenneth Clark of cosmetics

There are some things you just don't do, like voicenotes on hinge

LIPS

The psychic said my future husband won't have a blue tick

Blown glass bongs are hugely underrated

Wondering if I could tag'Heathrow Terminal 3' as one of my 'places' on Raya

Starting a metal band called OZEMPIC

Starting a gofundme to open a @GAILsBakery in Bow

I did yoga today at the royal Albert hall to live harp

Everyone laughs at me for keeping open crisps in my fridge but I laugh in your face when they’re still fresh 6 months later

Italians love U2

I used to feel like I’d wake up and look alright and nowadays I feel like I wake up and look like a centurion egg

Getting tired of all these sloppy ceramics

The only spam I’m happy to receive is @GAILsBakery emails

What’s the obsession with Alo? Am I missing something?

Some people are passionate about Bowler hats