I’m so sad that John Forslund is missing this conversation about breezers. Will you please bring him up to speed, JT Brown?

You can arrange it beautifully and add as many bells as you want, but that won’t make Hallelujah a Christmas song. Stop 👏🏻putting👏🏻it👏🏻on👏🏻holiday👏🏻albums👏🏻 I will not be taking questions.

I’m not sure we give JT Brown enough credit for keeping this thing on the rails game after game. 🤣

“It’s a disaster here when it snows! Please don’t bring it up.”- John Forslund, standing on truth

Edzo continuing to bring up Jon Bon Forsi brings me such joy. 🤣

“If you’re joining us now, we suggest you do it earlier next time.”- John Forslund

“The result was a brouhaha. You don’t see very much of that these days, JT.”- John Forslund

I asked Sue Bird to write out this Taylor Swift lyric so I could get a tattoo to commemorate everything she’s meant to me for over 20 years, and because she’s the actual best ever she did.

Perhaps the first time in my life that I’m thankful for a traffic cone. 🫶🏻 Buoy

I’m also thankful for Joey Daccord fist bumps. 🥹

Hi Seattle Kraken all I want for my birthday is a W tonight. Oh and if someone could hug Wenny for me that’d be super, that’s my guy. Thanks boys! 🦑🩵

Just wanted to send a shout out to the employees in the Seattle Kraken Team Store during the Torrent game today. More people than I’ve EVER seen in there but everyone working was calm, pleasant and helpful. Made for a great experience when it could have easily felt rushed and chaotic.

I am once again asking for The Masked Singer plushies. I need a Cat Witch on my desk by tomorrow. 🐈‍⬛

“Variety is the spice of- oh, here we go.”- John Forslund Having oodles of fun with Johnny, Edzo and JT Brown.

“Tune in to every Kraken game to hear Eddie sing… Let me say it again so the fans can hear it please- STOP singing. Chowdah.”- John Forslund Don’t forget to enter that code word, Kraken crew. 🫡

In the words of the inimitable Chandler Bing, I am proud of all my friends today. Atta boy Melly. You didn’t start it but you certainly finished it. #thatskrakenhockeybaby

I’d like to take this opportunity to say, on behalf of Seattle, you don’t have to go home but you cannot come here.

Did anybody read the lyrics to American Idiot to Tom Brady before parading him out onstage with all the other QBs to conclude that Green Day set

It’s giving Butter Sue. A Touch More

Turning on Olympic hockey to find Martin Popsicle fighting is perhaps the least surprising thing that’s happened to me all week.