everything shakes me low-flying helicopter low piano note #haiku

from your face-up phone into the darkness of our room someone’s thought flashes #haiku

look into the lake through the reflected branches down into the sky #haiku

suddenly halted by the light over the lake mid light sabre fight #haiku

good day for bean dad

I think what people are forgetting about it this hedonistic “put the lime in the coconut” lifestyle is that adherents often find themselves calling a doctor, asking how they can relieve the resultant bellyache... idk

Can there be a greater sacrifice for love than this — you’re awake in the night at the same time as your husband, and you suddenly remember an earworm you had both been plagued with earlier, but you breathe not word about your suffering... ❤️💪🏼

Can we as a society begin the slow process of transforming the mononym “Trump” back to the full “Donald Trump”, encouraging it to slowly transition through “former American politician Donald Trump,” to “a once-famed public figure named Donald J Trump” & then just “....” [silence]

soccer is the irish dance of sports sorry for this ⬆️

sorry but I am a sucker for those big naked light bulbs on strings outside it’s me that those are for, sorry again

My dog huffing the air under the bathroom door from the other side to determine whether I’m in here (and then exhaling it in one big go) results in such an enormous existential sigh…?!

what is the evolutionary purpose of the hiccup 😠

We need to talk about these synonyms

.Elon Musk: I dare you to create an unprofitable, harm-neutral, self-sustaining intelligent technology that separates waste and pollution into usable resources. Why would you? Do it first or best and you’re the hero of human history. If no one does it, there won’t be a history.

I see myself as a fish in a stream; deflected; held in place; but cannot describe the stream.

Kaliane Bradley!