Truly believe this is one of the best songs ever made

Don’t ask me how I am, I got 47 songs liked by Elliot Smith

Top 10: Ana de Armas Anne Hathaway Padre Wolf of Wall Street Margot Robbie Velma (Linda Cardellini) Modern Family Sofia Vergara Transformers Megan Fox Dua Lipa Ana De La Reguera in either Nacho Libre or Eastbound and Down Alessandra Mastronardi - Master of None

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

Best airport song.

Mom just said Shane Gillis is the adult Cartman

I swear I’m really close to a hot girlfriend

Just had a 40 minute conversation at office lunch about fast food restaurants and sparkling water brands. Holy shit it’s begun. #shrink

Ain’t no better feeling

Someone being named Sqiurrel White is so lit

Ah my favorite part of the work day. The afternoon rise of my desk to an elevated desk just to feel something.

Here is Jalen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott:

Get Adoree tf off of Ceedee

How I give someone a maybe on Hinge

3-1 in Fantasy week 1 😈

How tf am I starting Austin Ekeler week 2 of my fantasy 😭😭

They make him look so washed in this photo

Getting much better at my GIF usage during team meetings #corporatelife

JORDAN FUCKING DAVIS.

Life just becomes a 2 week waiting period for the next paycheck