i hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. i am simply a war general who loves to giggle

People call it luck when they don’t understand how long you’ve been losing quietly.

I’ve been in AppSec for a while, but (recently 😏) bagged my first cert in the field - CASE .NET 💼 Prepping for this made me relearn some fundamentals, especially threat modeling & .NET The questions were carefully crafted to confuse, but my God does not wear flip flops. 🤲🏼

Funny thing, even that “third world country” only describes maybe Lagos, Abuja, PH and Kano. Maybe some areas in Ibadan too. Maybe. The rest of Nigeria is stuck in the early Neolithic era.

you can't out design a tasteless client

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

Nobody: My husband unprovoked: Do you remember Kofoworola Ajanlekoko? Me: ??? Him: My seat partner in primary school now As how???

Why is the AWS outage affecting you? I thought you were decentralized?

even if person fuck up one day. try remember all the days wey he don try for you.

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The cheat code nobody talks about: Being reliable. Answer emails quickly. Show up on time. Do what you said. Keep small promises. Remember details. In a world where everyone is flaky, reliability looks like genius. It's not talent.

You tell a man your plans, next thing “when do you intend to start the courses you talked about”😖

as a designer you really have to learn to question everything. for example, the first step of my design process is questioning whether i should’ve become a designer in the first place.

Me finally reading the api documentation after trying it for the last two hours based on vibes.

Entrepreneurship is one of the greatest vehicles of personal development because it forces you to confront every weakness you’ve been avoiding. The market won’t let you hide from yourself. 10 out of 10 times, the person limiting the business is you.

eko atlantic developers absolutely refuse to accept that they may have miscalculated expat & foreign interest and essentially created a money sink.

the longer i'm a founder, the more unemployable i become

Most people think the hard part is getting started. The hard part is continuing to do the work when the excitement wears off and the grind feels hopeless.