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Welcome to Slate Luke Winkie! Honored to be your first boss since you had a pizza boss all those years ago, but I, too, will probably also ask for pizza

This by Dan Kois is the rare article that answers a question you didn't realize you'd been quietly asking yourself for years: slate.com/culture/2023/0…

Has anyone here ever started dating or having sex with a Reply Guy or Reply Girl? Or do you know of anyone who has? Or are you the Guy or Girl yourself? DM me for a story hehe #journorequest

Woke up to a message from Isabelle Kohn, CSE asking if I could write about RFK Jr.'s bench press numbers and his uncanny old-guy swoleness. Here's What It All Says About America And Everything Going On These Days. slate.com/human-interest…

This is easily one of the most deranged things I've worked on lately and I love it. By Gina DeLuca. slate.com/human-interest…

Slate made me prepare and eat Mitt Romney's eldritch, deeply fucked-up salmon ketchup sandwich. "I can't look, I'm going to throw up." - rebecca jennings slate.com/human-interest…

Have you ever purchased something on Instagram or TikTok only to be grossly disappointed by it when it arrived? Looking to speak with people for a Slate story. DMs open or reply here!

Another desperate quote request: Do you hate gifts? Do you want to tell me about this for a Slate story? DM me or reply here. I will commisserate.

Wrote something for the first time in 653 years slate.com/human-interest…

Did you write this, or do you know who did? DM me or email me at [email protected], I NEED YOU. rb.gy/vuszll

Congratulations to me four years ago for writing the best lede ever: "Bryn Close has a brand-new Lamborghini. It’s cherry red and goes 220 miles per hour, and he got it because he let a falcon have sex with his head."

That is correct, we do have GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺 .1% writing shockingly tender sex advice for Slate. Wide load coming through slate.com/human-interest…

"In late 2023, Alexandra, a 66-year-old retired woman in D.C., was defrosting a piece of human feces that she purchased over the internet." 💩 Luke Winkie @slate #longreads slate.com/life/2024/05/f…

Has anyone ever used a "get back your ex" dating coach service on you, to "get you back"? Did it work? DM me for a story!

Since we're all talking about cucks again melmagazine.com/en-us/story/th…

Hard to edit when I'm blasting Creed, but I'm trying