If you get a boob job… after u die and disintegrate is it just like a ziplock bag of jelly sitting on your bony skeleton for all of eternity?

it's crazy that before google if you had a question, you just had to sit there and wonder.

I loved Amanda Bynes in Les Miserables 2012

Sometimes you can dress boys up and use them as an added accessory for your outfit, not unlike a sparkly clutch <3

at the end of the day, we're all italian

I know "the academy" is rigged, because this man should have won an Emmy for his performance in the halloween episode of Zack and Cody

Hot girls are bad texters... I don't make the rules, but I do live by them

There is absolutely nothing more humiliating that having to explain your halloween costume

The words elope and honeymoon are EERILY similar to cantaloupe and honeydew ... I feel like im onto something

The feminine urge to say "sorry I know its messy" to introduce a room you just cleaned for the past 4 hours

Couples in movies love to be like “I thought we said no gifts” on every holiday occasion, and then they both bring gifts

When random girls I follow start uncharacteristically posting a bunch to their story im like … girl… which boy are we trying to impress and how do I help

My favorite part of having a crush is showing a picture of him to your friends and everyone saying "Ewww" <3

Went on a date last night where we fist bumped upwards of 15 times ...

I know I'm not the only one who gets a flood of endorphins after hearing the little crinkle sound after you hit "empty trash"

"Well honey you missed auburn big time" is the best television line ever written

should I airdrop this to my next door neighbor who I can hear coughing through the wall

Smiled at a woman on the street, and when she didn't smile back - I nodded and audibly said "she hasn't seen the barbie movie yet"

GIVE THIS WOMAN A TALK SHOW!!!!!!! #thegoldenbachelor #GoldenBachelor