Left us a black people pancake, Right is a white people pancake I won’t explain any further

maybe i’m the friend that’s too woke but i feel that trying to publicly humiliate an already underpaid person who’s doing you a service and asking for a larger tip is juvenile and cringe

hey if you saw all american rejects at that house party tn fuck youu for not lmk about it thanks for nothing

my unemployed ass

i hope she thinks about me the way i think about her <3

nah bru i’m mad asf about that rejects show yall r so bogus 😭

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I’m employed, my ex still loves me, I’m seeing my friends for the weekend, I’m getting high tn, things r looking up

If everyone in Chicago put their air purifier outside rn we could get rid of this maybe

dust storm only thing blowing me lately

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do enough arts and crafts.

“happy 22nd birthday to my husband” your WHAT?????

dude saw me on the leg press w 3 plates each side n said yea talk to me when u hit 4 so i added that PLUS 50lbs and pouted saying i didn’t do full reps. I went so deep i hit the safety’s 😭😭

getting trained by professional body builders nobody talk 2 me

no wait this is so smart so staff members don’t have to out themselves to strangers but still feel respected. this should be universal tbh

Loving again after being betrayed isn’t easy, but love is patient love is kind.

walking home drunk from the bar

We are coming for those who organized the violence & death threats against Tesla. Remember this statement.

think ima permanently delete twitter off my phone. peace out besties it was fun while it lasted ⭐️