Rest easy, Tony Bennett…

My set tonight at Del Norte Tacos has been cancelled. Y’all go see the Matt Hillyer trio, they’re friggin’ good.

I believe that we should all get a third set of teeth at 45.

Tryna pimp a can-o-corn? Gimme a break.

Programming note. #WorldSeries DiamondTalk begins after Stars postgame on America's fav station. Approx 10:34pm.

Eli Jordan Did you hear that Arizona lost 110 games two years ago and are in the World Series? What an unbelievable team. They’d be up 3-0 right now if they hadn’t lost two games.

Haha

Put that in your “small ball NL purist” pipe and smoke it. #rangers

In the second inning, the Rangers hit for the cycle as a team: Josh Jung double Travis Jankowski single Marcus Semien triple Corey Seager home run Even without Adolis Garcia, this offense is devastating. And a 5-0 lead on the day the lost two of their biggest names is enormous.

The fire seems to be doing well, but I really feel like the Hindenburg should be winning this fight.

#slumpbusted

Never thought I’d ever long for the sound of Joe Buck’s stupid voice.

Holy shit did Evan Grant just catch that HR ball?

Bobby Knight was hands down the best quote in sports. This is my favorite. In 1980, he was asked about how much professional basketball he watches. 😂😂😂😂

Did I just see HARDY at the World Series? #rangers

These AZ fans act like every ball hit in the air is going to the moon. #rangers

The Rangers radio call of the final out as they cap off their first ever Championship:

Robert Wilonski is the best Iron Cheffield

Oakland ‘bout to bust everybody’s bracket.