mind if I get some sleep?

It really is always guys under 6 ft hopping off the biggest trucks

Fire alarm went off in the last 30 mins of weapons. Feel blue balled bc I didn’t finish it

Morning commute was awful today

Nice motored tricycle dickhead now move out the way

arch manning copping 8 balls and za give this guy the heisman

Good morning. Staffed on one deal and 3 of the deals I worked on got repriced so they came back to us this morning. One needs to close by the 27th. Rip

What YouTube set should I listen to today

A friend of a buddy of mine is claiming he’s making an extra $50k a month from his AI girls Not sure if to believe it or it but yall need to touch grass

What yall think of cyberpunk ambiance as background noise

In the elevator with a chick I never seen in my life at my apts and she asked me what I do for a living bc she always sees me working from home. Should I be creeped out or flattered

Fooled once?

Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap

Pro tip I picked up from a random guy in the sauna at east bank club: eucalyptus spray. You’ll never go back.

Trump really told David Solomon to stick to being a DJ lmao

Damn bumble paid yall huh

How many miles we running after work today people

Why did two of my buddies ask me why am I getting my yearly physical? Yall don’t get one every year or what?

DoorDash knows what’s up