Despite the W that's another recording whereby I get in and straightaway delete my match recording without watching any of it 😩

Man alive I've propped up some decent bars in my time but if I could've been on this one wow 😎🍺🥃🎶

Arrived Norway, found a bar 😈😎🍺🇳🇴🍺🍺🍺

Arrived Vilnius, found a bar 😎🍺 and what a brilliant place it is - highly recommended 🏰⛪️

Fancy some last minute plans? Tomorrow at Bradford is pay on the day 👊

Arrived Bradford 😎🍺 - leaves Vilnius midnight, arrives Bradford 10 o'clock in the morning 😈 well you've gotta do what you've gotta do, come on Luton Town FC #LTFC ⚽️🍺🍺🍺🍺

Oh well I guess you can't win them all, but I absolutely busted a gut to get to this one phew, hope and actually expect way better Tuesday and Saturday Luton Town FC 😈🍷🍺😈⚽️⚽️⚽️

Arty picture 😬 come on Luton let's get on it this week 🍺🍺🍺🍺⚽️

Hey not great this evening #LTFC for sure, but we got it done - couple of players out there who looked like they will struggle with lots of full on 90 minute shifts in quick succession, anyhow see you Saturday ⚽️🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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My first match watching Luton Town 😎⚽️ (Att: 6,182), season opener having just been relegated to Div 4. My grandad from Slip End took me and we had lunch with some relatives who lived in Oak Road before the match. "Mum we went through someone's back garden to see the game" 🧡🙌

Arrived Luton, found a bar 😎😛🍺⚽️ really looking forward to this one c'mon Luton Town and it's a lovely day for a game of Association Football today 🌞 let's get on this

Can someone please kick that #10 on the shin

Suggestion that we sack off the Man of the Match announcement during the match

Under 13 spare ticket for Burton this Saturday. Away standing, can meet in Burton on the day.

Arrived and gone for a Burton 😈🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺, as a beer lover I'm a pig in muck today, happy days and oh come on Luton 🍺🍺🍺🍺😎⚽️

🎶 Tree nil to the Luton Town 🎶😎🌴🌳🏡🌲🎄

Arrived LTFC, well where else would you expect me to be? Looking forward to this (the match not the beer honest guv 😈😎🍺🍺) c'mon Luton Town FC the road to Wembley starts here ⚽️🏆

Arrived Jurassic Coast, found a brewery 😎🍺 big up to all the Luton Town players getting international call-ups this weekend you've saved my Blackpool (A) trip for this season 😈 - go well. What a lovely part of the world this is even had a lovely dip in the sea this morning 🏊‍♂️

Arrived Luton got a beer 🍺 darn these international breaks been too long since a League match, and a big Happy Birthday to KR 120 years obviously one of my happiest places, oh random fact: this pic taken by a pair of sunglasses 😎 (not mine!) and anyway stop rambling Bunny COYH