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It’s 105° in Laredo, Trump wants to hold remote immigration court in tents. "Remain in Mexico" program expands to Laredo, Texas | The Texas Tribune texastribune.org/2019/07/09/rem…

During hard times I always think about the same thing: Soon it will be 10:30 am and Mariah Carey will be wearing an evening gown.

Tell me why Briscoe Cain is out here threatening ppl looking like the most beat-up-able rich kid from your high school

Elementary school students and their parents are gathered on the steps of Austin City Hall to protest AISD’s school closure plans. The group chants for the Board of Trustees to save Pease/Brooks/Metz/Sims.

“Rest also in piss”-B.Bennett

treat yourself like the expressway in McAllen and never stop working on yourself, no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else. 👆🏼

Seems like we’ve been living in the tunnel scene from Willy Wonka since 2016.

Nono was my favorite part of the #RHONJ franchise. One of his most notable moments being the time he started cooking octopus at 6am. RIP Nono 💔 🐙

I worked way too hard on this

I love a press release that says "we hear you hate our name, so we're going to make sure to say that name SIX TIMES in our statement about how we're not going to actually change our name"

this is what someone says right before they start singing

Hillary and Hilaria

I'm not "doomscrolling" I just live in hell

Popular vote vs. electoral college.

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to Joe Biden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.