how i bought a crypto domain for $16, told a multi-billion dollar CEX to kick rocks, and negotiated my way from a $500 offer to selling it for half a million dollars: 🧵

1 year ago I minted this golden Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 Early on I would jokingly list it for $1 million, because who would ever pay that much for my 0.08E monke Until 1 day I realized the floor was creeping up to my joke price And now I've turned down multiple >$1m offers life is wild

10k Bitcoin please 🧹

BREAKING: Germany announces that BTC or ETH held for more than 1 year can be sold tax free.

BREAKING: Tanks in China protecting banks because Bank of China (Henan branch) declared that “people’s savings in their branch are now investment products and can’t be withdrawn.” “Not your keys not your money.” - #Bitcoin fixes this.

Only in NYC 🤣 (via beautifulsoulsinnyc/IG)

And we finalized! Happy merge all. This is a big moment for the Ethereum ecosystem. Everyone who helped make the merge happen should feel very proud today.

Yup

JUST IN - 🇺🇸 Fed Chair Powell: How do we get rid of inflation? It was nice if there was a way to "wish it away" but there isn't. Sir, we literally have #Bitcoin

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I’ve seen this chip shot from Tiger Woods a million times. I’ve never seen this angle before.

I'm a store manager at a sports brand and I stole over €20.000 euros from the safe and went all in on a shitcoin. Had to fake a research and interrogation of employees to find out who did it. My portfolio is now worth €2000 euros and I don’t feel guilty. I still work there.

BREAKING: $SOL FLIPS $DOGE AND $ADA IN MARKET CAP

$XNA ?? I Wanna see some reputable people shill this 😅😂

$FIL acting like a stable coin these days. Clear 5$ then take offff

It worked! Pretty impressed with how fast they built it.

Meme coin addiction is stronger than any drug

Pussies