I’ve been working on this show for over a year and a half, and if you have time to spare this weekend I can promise you it’ll be something you won’t forget. We’re at the El Portal in NoHo, presenting a classic reimagined for a new world. tickets: events.humanitix.com/macbeth

Being on death's doorstep, but ding dong ditching, is what it what it feels like when the caffeine hits when you're ridiculously tired 🤙🏻

everyone please wear y’all’s masks and stay safe at the festival…… the school is not being transparent about how many fully vaccinated people have contracted covid, and you are unfortunately putting yourself at high-risk by attending :/ 💛

Why haven't they made a spicy version of spaghetti-os like tell me that wouldn't be tastey 👁👁

I'm drinking an elder flower and jasmine kombucha and my burps LICHERALLY smell like perfume

Shopping in the kids clearance section is a wierd advantage of being smol 😈

FULLY wet mom jeans in the public bathroom is a safety hazard

Life is splendiferous of late 😊

You ever just be gigglin' to yourself... like you're so happy ya just gotta let out a giggle... like for no reason just cause JOY

Nothing like listening to Rob Zombie's "Dragula," on speeding city bus 🤌🏻

Sorry can't talk rn raving to Tick Tock by kesha in the Cabo Bar and Grill™️ at the Hollywood Mall

If I see a rat at the train station, I know it's gonna be a good day - Today: TWO RATS 😌

Someone is playing a banjo outside my window... dog, this is Miracle Mile not Blue Grass Boulevard

You know it's deep when the other actors at the party have to go tale a hit before they can continue the convo

Listening to "Just Another Day," by Oingo Boingo whilst heading to work just hits different... like I'm suddenly in an indie Sci-fi movie and the world around me is mega dangerous and I'm neurotic but also a badass so IDC

Having a panic attack in public but you're very obviously dressed as Harley Quinn so people think you're like really doing a bit and not like losing your shit fr 🤡

Imagine getting friendzoned but JOJI released a new album for you to be emo to, then the friendzoner calls you and you no longer feel emo, SIMPLY POWERFUL annnd you have the new Joji album to still vibe to

i just found out people dumpster dive at spirit halloween the day they close and suddenly i have plans for next november 2nd

the only good thing about Heaven is that all the dogs are there