GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

Whomever invented this pill packaging, I hope your pillow is always hot.

do I have a song for you

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks & apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information

Ok some of u are so dense… but anyways here’s the video

12 Monkeys was removed from Hulu 😭😭😭😭😭

I scored 15/20 on MIST-20, better than 53% of the US population. Test your misinformation susceptibility now! What is #YourMIST? 🧐 yourmist.streamlit.app #misinformation #fakenews

Nothing irritates me more than placing an order at 5:42pm for a 7pm pickup when I am 15 minutes late and it's *still* not ready.

why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like

The health benefit is that you dont smell like shit, hope this helps!!

“i thought the left was supposed to be tolerant” well im not. go fuck yourself

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

People who voted for Donald Trump did it primarily for reasons they felt were beneficial to themselves. People who voted for Kamala voted for reasons that may never impact them personally, but would impact the people around them.

1.6 million less voted for Trump than in 2020. There are 262 million adults in the US. 27% of them voted for Trump. 26% voted for Kamala. That means 47% of adults DIDN'T VOTE. I am enraged at Trump voters & disappointed in our country. I'm also sad that 47% of adults didn't vote.

I should not have to explain to you why you should care about other people.