Form an orderly queue with your model cars and toy trains. I will smash them into the ground under my massive size 13's, leaving you horny and horrified.

Your precious and sentimental things will be given the same treatment, absolutely no fucks given!

How many of you are brave enough to place your cucumber in my path?

If you think your face should be under my massive soles, like and retweet.

I want to stomp all over someone's pride and joy, all those years of hard work gone in seconds under my massive boots. Remember, your pain is my pleasure 😈

For those of you struggling to understand just how big my UK size 13 rigger boots are, that's a 2 litre bottle between them!

I'm taking breakfast bookings, my massive UK13 Nikes like to leave their sole prints in all you will consume.

I will stomp down on you without hesitation, grind you up under my cruel VaporMax soles and make you thank me for the privilege!

My massive UK13 bare feet took great pleasure in destroying these tiny houses, they exploded and flattened with ease. If you would like to see the five minute video, a contribution of £5 via PayPal us expected. DM me for instructions or to make your crushing dreams come true.

My massive UK13 bare feet took great pleasure in destroying these tiny houses, they exploded and flattened with ease. If you would like to see the five minute video, a contribution of £5 via PayPal us expected. DM me for instructions or to make your crushing dreams come true.

They look even better with a subs face under them!

My massive calves are in proportion to equally massive feet, both need worshiping!

My VaporMax and Bulging Calves are in need of some worship!

I will take what is precious to you and destroy it in moments. DM if you want to make it a reality.

To buy, or not to buy: that is the question!

With a pair of these I would jump up on your dining table, crush your Christmas dinner into mush, and make you lick them clean. I'm 60 quid off of getting them, so a donation would be nice! My UK Size 13s deserve them paypal.me/ipstomp

They probably taste as good as they look, get down on your knees and find out!

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I love how much time and attention to detail has been put into this model railway, was once someone's pride and joy... Would be such a shame if someone was to buy it for this giant and all that hard work got destroyed under my massive UK13 trainers and boots.