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anica cihla

The Borzplane🐶✈️ (Concorde + Borzoi)

I installed a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed down at the street below walzr.com/bop-spotter

websites will be like “🥺 pleeeeease turn off your adblocker” and then they have so many ads on a single page that it crashes

is this anything

haven't tried it yet but i'm starting to suspect it's getting into model trains

found the opposite of a sugar daddy

warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?

Love to read Jalopnik on less than half my screen while multiple overlapping video ads make my phone run as hot as the surface of the sun

reaching for a sommelier’s service corkscrew

No ring

congratulations to joe biden, the oldest living president

Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths