Take some office #advice from DJ KHALED. On Monday, walk into your office and just yell out... “WE THE BEST EMPLOYEE!” The key is you have to say we, otherwise you’re just bragging. Once you add we, it’s just like a fact you didn’t invent, but you’re just taking about. #raise

Friendly tip: For ppl standing in long lines among empty shelves at Costco, Trader Joe’s, etc. your local Asian grocery store may still be well stocked (ours was). Bonus: you get to support local businesses that may be dealing w racist ripple effects of coronavirus fears.

Season 5, Episode 14. Data lost to Troy in a game of chess. The world’s most advanced AI lost to a mind reader who couldn’t read her opponents mind. What’s up with that?!

“The purest form of listening is to listen without memory or desire." Wilfred Bion (1897-1979)

I believe the entire success of Jerry Seinfeld / Seinfeld is explained by The Knowledge Project The Bikeshed Effect: "[...] the amount of time spent discussing an issue in an organization is inversely correlated to its actual importance in the scheme of things.”

I bet if you did Canadian versions of reality TV, they would all be 3 minute episodes where a ton of reasonable compromises are made.

Why is it that when goon #1 dies in an action movie that the main villain says to goon #2 to forget about goon #1 like they are worthless. And goon #2 never thinks, forget this job... I could be next! There should be a movie just about the goons.

Maroon 5 - Sugar (Official Music Video) youtu.be/09R8_2nJtjg via YouTube I feel like in 2020 this Maroon 5 music video should just be dubbed over with this song now... youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

Now is not the time to be removing the masks from singers on the Masked Singer. Keep them in those suits until 2022. Hopefully we come up with a vaccine that works on gigantic frog and huge banana.

And the more uncomfortable you are, the more the conversation is likely needed. Hard chats are what make us grow and humans are wired for resiliency.

There is a huge need for products that you listen to when you go to bed. Or to relax. Or calm down. Or just smile. But not like an app. More like art. Or Alan Watts. Like Joe Pera: youtu.be/Wv-P2aN3-b4

Well, we are all out of good ideas.

This is from 2014. The Daily Show - Rage Against the Rage Against the Machine youtu.be/rGbHxjjrCFE via YouTube

👏 The Onion. After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP F... youtu.be/jjonGtrCyVE via YouTube

New galaxy takes physical distancing seriously. Scientists still haven’t determined if the vast emptiness of billions of miles in the cold vacuum of space is enough to stop the spread. Neil deGrasse Tyson, how much gravity would we need to bring this getaway galaxy to a standstill?

Damn YouTube totally sucked in 1886 youtu.be/erT2W5sxaFY via YouTube

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Idea (Apple Apple Support Tim Cook) since Apple Stores are closed in CA, why not use your huge screens and let Apple Watch users outside try Fitness+ through the window with 2 minute exclusive 1-1 workouts?

Commsaurs are shy creatures — but help us get 200 RTs, and they may reveal themselves… 👀

⁦Paul Graham⁩ feels like this should be your new startup growth metaphor. a.co/3iPuBSZ