FUCKIN FINALLY

That ball was crushed!!! I texted Matt Stairs…had to!

LETS GOOOOO!!!! LIGHT GRANDPA UP!!!!!!

clayton kershaw memorial on TBS right now

phillies didn't get swept

this one goes out to my fellow swillies

GO PHILS!!!

obviously I pulled this out in honor of the 7 pitch first inning BUT i did want to pull this out the other day when bryce harper literally named his kid three. like lol. so i'm putting it out there for both now

dodgers organist is playing opalite. phillies scoring in the 6th

it's really not that hard to go up to the plate and just picture clayton kershaw's face on glasnow's. middle schoolers picture the audience in their underpants during their drama productions all the time. phillies have zero imagination

sanchez gets to fly back home but the rest of them have to hitchhike

i simply do not have enough tvs

bryce harper needs to take off the showman belt. looking like a big phony out there

im sick to my stomach

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