Oh nooo!

Language back 🙌🏻

Group assignments are important because that's where you learn that everybody else is an idiot and if you want a good grade, you have to do everything yourself. That was the lesson, right?

I’ll call it New East New York.

This you?

Summer McIntosh just went 8:11 and beat Katie Ledecky in the 800 free. AT SECTIONALS! Ledecky’s last loss in the 800 free (in a final*) came in 2010…when she was 13 years old! *Leah Smith beat her in a heat in 2019.

Nick Cave's answer to a teenager asking "how do I not have my heart broken" is still my favorite thing to revisit as often as I can

Pretty psyched, on May way to Radio City to see jason's old account

what it was like to go to high school during the george w bush administration

I had a dream last night that scientists were doing the double-slit experiment, but with music playing in the background to see if it would effect the outcome. I woke up before they got the results. #nerdcore

“Never Gonna Change” had me smiling so hard my face hurt and then “White Beretta” broke my heart just the way I like it broken on the *very next song*. Thanks, jason's old account — that show had everything I come to your catalog for.

I don’t know what’s been going on with the Eagles since I left Perth but…whatever it is sucks.

Am I the only one who got the yellow category in connections as “things in a sandwich” and not what it actually is?

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?! Me: Yes, but not that kind of ... Flight attendant: Pilots are arguing about the phylogenetic position of extinct nonradial echinoderms Me: Tell them to come over here

In the long list of things I've sacrificed for my career, missing the entirety of the Better Oblivion Community Center tour because I was training in Australia is one of the more upsetting ones.

Man, M. Ward, listeningto Transfiguration for the first time in a long while. The sun is out, the clouds coming in at the end of a long day. Thank you for this record. Still so badass.

We haven’t seen defense like this in Norman in ages. Unfortunately, we haven’t seen offense like this in Norman in ages.

i hold extremist political views such as "people should have their basic needs met" and "war crimes are bad" and "we should not accelerate the apocalypse for the profits of a few oil companies"