“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”

The whole verse is crazy. God bless Pusha for adding "browsingaire" to the lexicon.

My wife, who cheered and pump fisted, and then (only very mildly) groaned as I proceed to drain her United Premier 1k miles to book a flight from Singapore to Houston.

This is “Gosh Darnit money” in Sugar Land, Texas.

Tony got a ransom note delivered via an Oracle Database and immediately bent the knee

Love this. Can't wait to dive into the album.

you will never guess what song Not Like Us transitions into at the end

Those Venmo payments to the Committee on Infractions members are coming in heavy

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

I clicked ready to hate but they nailed the most important selection.

SCOOP: As part of its turnaround effort, Intel has partnered with Sydney Sweeney on a new custom AI chip (SS-100). More details to come.

Carrying on the rich tradition of intercepting and decrypting signs in Germany for a noble and just cause

Seven-way parlay. I want no post-season ban. I want no vacation of the national championship. I want a moderate fine. I want meaningless recruiting restrictions. I want massive show cause penalties for staff who will never come back anyways. I want the outrage thread on 11W to

I’m assembling a team (to turn around distressed assets)

My entire equity investment strategy is (1) just keep buying and holding $VTSAX (never sell) and (2) hold my Stripe shares until 2040.

Even amongst a cohort of bettors, these statistics are insane.

Late stage capitalism is getting an incoming Teams call jingle that overrides your fun sports podcast as you leave the office parking lot at 6:08 p.m. on a Friday.