Honestly where do people get the energy to hate trans people this much?

I ran for roughly ten seconds today. That's probably the most physical effort I've exerted in months. #ProgressIsProgress

Get rid of anything that does not spark joy in you

I finally quit my job today. Alexa: Play "Break My Soul".

I would say "Why does this make me horny?" but I'm pretty sure it's self-explanatory. youtu.be/4VOsfbaddsM

I'm so sick of not having a life 😥

I’ve burned this movie to the ground how much I’ve watched! Wagon Wheel this Pussy! Or whatever Chad Michaels Said!

Yesterday my therapist had his dog join our session specifically because he knew it would make me happy. It was virtual so I couldn't give him scritches or anything but still. He's a good one.

It's not even 10PM and my entire house is asleep. I need engagement. Send help 😞

My lower back feels so crunchy I would actually hire the pachyderm parade from "The Jungle Book" to step on me.

Never not obsessed

I would have been too powerful

My kingdom for feeling like a snack.

For lack of better words: GUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLL

Just realized this is my 7-year Boston-aversary. (I mean, technically I moved on February 29th but leap years are extremely unhelpful in these circumstances.)

I may delete Snapchat soon. I can't being harassed by porn bots every night.

Well, *that* was the weirdest late night subway ride I've had in 7+ years.

I am way too excited. #bagelchips

Someone stop this man and give me his job (as host of The Masked Singer, to be clear)

Please just try to care about people