I ate an entire pack of graham crackers last night. Have a good weekend everyone.

The Hawkeyes are electric. Fun to watch.

The Kelce brothers mom wears Hey Dude shoes, so I think we need to cancel her.

SNL sucks so bad.

Brock Purdy living rent free in Hawkeyes heads just like Caitlin Clark lives in Cyclones heads. Attacking someone’s success because they’re from a rival team of yours is the epitome of being a sad human.

It’s Christmas Eve, you have a drink of your choice, kids in bed, you’re putting together gifts, life is good.

Let’s go Cheeese!

I’m going to rehab, I can’t stop buying shoes.

Cherish the moment you’re in, even if it’s a hard one.

10/10 halftime show.

Every time I get a Facebook status memory, I want to punch myself.

How many strokes do I give my wife today in our golf match?

‘Tires’ on Netflix is pretty friggin funny.

With a 2.5 year old I watch A LOT of Disney. The old Tarzan has by far the best soundtrack. Phil Collins with the bangers.

I have poison ivy on my broken foot. Torture.

I post this every year on 9-11. No words. #remebering911

Shoot, last day of summer… what was on my summer bucket list again?

Legend 🫡

If my wife asks, I want clear Meta glasses for Father’s Day.

Life hack: invite people over = clean entire house in 2 hours.