Twitter: for when Facebook is down.

Hey Walgreens. Hire me to fix the incessant buzzing coming from the speakers in all of your stores.

Taking down fascists with facts, logic, and an open invitation to get on the correct side. instagram.com/tv/CBARssSAg-j…

Joe Biden will not appoint a bigot to the Supreme Court. Say it in the mirror as many times as you need to.

I’m truly shocked by the amount of people who have been learning all of our country’s history from statues through osmosis.

Can you even sieg heil with your left hand? Asking for the pallbearers on the other side of his casket. /s

Brave boy enjoying the spoils of his booster shots. #immunize instagram.com/p/BHQIss9hnITP…

Jude slaying the mix at @HGMFestival 💙💙 instagram.com/p/BITf-XUhx0i5…

Picture of photosbyjeremyscott taking a picture. instagram.com/p/BITgCQtBvKWT…

Rat dog in a basket. instagram.com/p/BITgUaQBIJwa…

That house band just killin it. #dnc

Why even bother? instagram.com/p/BIVeCeKh9ezS…

Jude needed some coffee. instagram.com/p/BIc8fYsB1d3d…

Sister in an elevator. Whitney Museum instagram.com/p/BJ6rjV9hMi65…

Tracking Unwed Sailor. Ozark doesn't care. #whitehouse #studio… instagram.com/p/BKv-nw_hcjto…

Here's some playback and a view of the Otari and the control room in… instagram.com/p/BKyQohnh_afg…

Justin Moore's FOH took the night off. Fine with me. #foh #digico #sd9 instagram.com/p/BLR1DMkh3L3y…

Listening back to wljpks performance at White House from Oct 1st.… instagram.com/p/BLZqSzZBUifg…

jasonisbell makes Ophelia cry. instagram.com/p/BMRp3dEBCACn…

Adults who chew with your mouths gaping open. I can’t handle you.