I still think Alon should have livestreamed himself locked in a cage until the token hit a $4B market cap

I need you to look at this bc I spent 20 minutes on it bc it’s hard to draw with a mouse bc I still haven’t charged my iPad yet

I got a good new sponsor Bitcoin Muppets check it out Ron Rutherford's car I got a God with me which is you know I had him there but wasn't as close as what it is now I got I just went to the Infield Care Center for a drug test to show the world like that I am clean and I

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Did you know 👁❤️🛢🌐 onboarded ｓｐｏｏｂｓ🧪 Building Alkanes to alkanes ? We got ｓｐｏｏｂｓ🧪 Building Alkanes to spill some alpha on what’s coming for LOVE BOMBS 💥 BUILDING ALKANES on Mr J’s show. He dropped the bomb is it staking ? What is it?🤫 👀 I think it’s coming Looks like he’s looking at incorporating into

you'll want to prepare by getting some signet BTC ready in ur wallet for txn fees and mints. I like Oyl | Building Alkanes and it will automatically switch networks. Nothing to farm here, don't be crazy there is no financial incentive on signet. Seriously. But get some now why not be

I am about to frolic into the most abundant, balanced, wealthy and successful period of my life.

I am divinely protected.

The first trustless AMM on Bitcoin is live. Contracts deployed. Pools running. Built on Alkanes. What’s live now • Headless Mainnet contracts live • Signet UI app for testing → app.oyl.io • Docs for builders → docs.oyl.io Coming soon • XP checker

It’s been years of research, false starts, and hard lessons. All building toward something simple: trustless, Bitcoin-native software. Ordinals reminded people that Bitcoin could be more. This is the next step. The AMM is live and open infrastructure + tools are available to

This release is a love letter to Bitcoin. I have had the privilege to closely observe the Oyl team grinding away on all the infrastructure required to bring the AMM to life, for almost a year now, since when Cole introduced me to Alkanes. I am an unpaid community member, yet I

In 7 blocks ⏰️ Clock in to app.oyl.io/clock-in/ I will give you an XP boost from now to until I'm done crunching numbers. There is a 1999 sats fee. They deserve it for everything they've done.

Ordinals are fundamentally different to most other metaprotocols on Bitcoin for one simple reason. There's no front running. If you inscribe something, you always receive the inscription. Valid protocol instructions always remain valid. Superiority through simplicity. GM ☀️

still bringing up degenspartan is kinda crypto boomer coded none of the new generation know who that is, or who hentai avenger, defigod, gabagool, maybe even hsaka are if you are here for 4+ years you are OLD get over it

Just look at him

Spent an hour on the video just for fun 🤪 clock in clock in clock in 🎶