Whew, some days are just countdowns to therapy. My whole weekend was about biding time, just holding on. Almost there, baby!

The wait times for virginatlantic customer service may be long, but are absolutely worth the wait! Thanks for your patient and thorough information and help CSRs Gareth and Kyle!!

Nobody: My son at 6am: what would happen if you stacked a mountain on top of a mountain?

No one: My 4yo, rushing inside: "Mom. Dogs have teeth. And they don't talk."

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This is what I call my MasterChef/Chopped cooking week: fell asleep and forgot to update my Ocado cart so now have a random assortment of ingredients (luckily ones I normally cook with)

When you let some German companies tell their history 🤦🏻‍♂️ 1831: founded 1933: we transported tons of stuff!! Look at this truck with people on it. … 1997: we built a parking lot

I'm in a room with 900 people all in black tie for #theawards ("the Oscars of Higher Education.") Unimaginable a year ago.

Here I am working in the NHS. I came to this country as a child refugee. I have only ever had a British passport & only ever considered myself a British citizen. The #NationalityandBordersBill means that my citizenship could be revoked without right of appeal. Thanks for that

No one: ... My 4yearold: YOUR BUM SMELLS LIKE VINEGAR

Asked for extra Maltesers on my McFlurry but I was handed two McFlurries and a sweet chili sauce. "Uh I didnt actually order a sweet chili sauce," I said. "Well, you've already paid 20p for it..." So anyway, what should I do with a single serving of sweet chili sauce?

.🪐Dr Sheila Kanani🪐 Threads @saturnsheila Look what my 6-year-old daughter wrote after requesting "How to be an Astronaut" for bedtime reading 🥰🌌👩🏾‍🚀

Before I officially return these to vionicshoes, I need a sense check. Does this strike you as normal wear and tear for a one-month old shoe? The sole is peeling off on my left shoe

british people struggling in this heat wave... stay strong... your ancestors colonized entire countries in this heat 💕💕💕

FIFTEEN YEARS on Twitter. My Twitter account could get a driver's permit in America and is a 10th grader Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

We now know remote learning didn't work, which was surprising, says Mamta Murthi, VP of human development WorldBank. $11trill lost if we don't take remedial action to help students catch up on education, which disproportionately affected younger and low-income students #THEwas