No you don't. You're actually secretly hoping that he's homophobic so you can have a reason to hate him, because you probably feel like he's gotten more successful than a nigga has any right to be.

For 99% of human history, the paranoid guy who couldn't sleep because he heard rustling outside the cave was the one who survived the night. The chill guy who couldn't be bothered got eaten by a leopard. Natural selection rewarded hypervigilance, high cortisol, and an

As bad as tonight’s decision is, it might not be CAF’s worst Ahead of the 2010 AFCON, the Togo team bus was shot at, resulting in 3 dead, 9 injured. CAF suspended Togo for the next two AFCONs for “government interference” after the team flew home to deal with the trauma

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any

🚨 EXCL: Man Utd close to agreement with Kobbie Mainoo + Harry Maguire over new contracts. Proposed deal would keep 20yo midfielder at #MUFC until 2031 on improved terms. 33yo defender offered 1+1yr deal. Work still needed but talks advanced The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/71342…

The kid in the head band is bigger than Peter crouch

Father Lord , we are asking for Iran not to run out of missiles 🧎🏽‍♀️

BAM ADEBAYO TONIGHT: 32 POINTS 21 REBOUNDS 4 ASSISTS 2 STEALS 12/21 FGM 45 MINUTES 30/20 game is CRAZY. 🔥🔥🔥

*shifts nervously in Scottish*

Honestly, while longevity was spoken about even before, it was never as important. Back in the day, it was always, "When he was at his peak, how good was he?" Top players had many bad games, bad cup finals even. Now, almost everything is hyper-analysed into boredom.

I think Mr Achebe would be upset to know that things are still falling apart.

The KING👑 … Shot by ME

Removing “woza moya oyingcwele” really was a rude interruption to a powerful prayer. Thats why sechaba se nale di bad. We need to complete this inspired prayer, as intended, every time we sing it. Especially now. Ra o tlhoka mowa ohalalelang.

…And guess who was the architect of the system that educated those South Africans?

BREAKING NEWS | After weeks of uncertainty and speculation, negotiations between Lt-Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi and the SAPS are complete. The contract has been presented to him and signed. Mkhwanazi remains the provincial commissioner in KZN for at least five more years. eNCA

#sapsHQ The South African Police Service (SAPS) confirms the reappointment of Lieutenant General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi as the Provincial Commissioner of KwaZulu-Natal on a five-year fixed term contract. His reappointment follows consultation with the Premier of KwaZulu-Natal, Mr