I needed to hear this today 🙏😊

“Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says.” — Norm Macdonald

College is wasted on the young. I used to skip classes. Grown adult me would kill to spend eight hours a day reading books and listening to lectures.

In a era where most fans aren’t rationale, it’s nice to see palace fans act normal and wish their player well!

Years of life advice distilled into one tweet:

21-years old Yves Saint Laurent at Christian Dior's funeral (1957)

Not only bro got the hardest name of all time he’s also competing with Lewis for hardest pic of all time

YouI honour and conscious is all that really stands in your way.

A Normal Day in Russia - A Thread🧵 ⚠️ A Crazy thread, don’t miss it 1. A Russian soldier calmly throws away the bomb that falls from the Ukrainian drone like a ball, and then he did not even walk or runaway. Savage 🔥

“And then she said I can’t go the boys trip”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is pure sportsmanship. Pit crew 19 stepping in to help team 23 after tire falls off

Babies first day 🤣🤣🤣

Defiant L’s No one ever has to take a massive shit in the morning or at all during their day?

#InCaseYouMissedIt

Bro these Grimsby players do NOT rate Utd at all 😭😭😭 I’ve seen backheels, stepovers, high pressing on them

Spot on 💯

This pitbull got the neighbors' dog pregnant. When she gave birth, her owners brought the puppies over to show him, and he denied ownership

The Mexican Senate comes to blows after politicians disagree on using American military intervention to take out the drug cartels.

could be us