hunk boyfriend says the way i play the sims is "sweaty"

lambchop really considering getting the sims 1+2 bundle

all i wanna be doing rn is playing frasier 64 but my hunk boyfriend likes football or whatever

do i have a baby to get out of going to work?

every1 at work is so distracted by me not wearing glasses that no one said anything about my new haircut :(

just did my taxes in a youtube ad pop-up window ❤️

i moved out just a month or so ago and i miss the farm so much

hey bartender, i'll have a wet crawlspace and two sump pumps for the ladies, please

my 50 y/o boss and i were talking about landlines and i said every time i build a sims house i put the phone in the kitchen and he kept walking

this whole episode feels like they're shooting around cierra. just fucking dump her racist ass from the island. #LoveIslandUSA

nothing quite like listening to "Symphony No. 3 'Pastoral Symphony'" by Ralph Vaughn Williams as im fighting for my life on this toilet and my boss is talking to me through the door about promotional signage that was "a huge waste of money"

i pet a horse for the first time in probably 20 years today. told my aunt "they're just like big cats!!"

i always read pinkpantheress as pinkpanthersssssss

damn it i forgot about bills and now i don't have money to spend on dedcool's mochi milk perfume :(

i correctly guessed a regular's age (60) and then went on to tell him that i cried on my way to work this morning because my dad is in his 60s and i was listening to his favorite artist (john prine) and i don't want him to die. anyway i got him his discount.

sometimes iwant to throw. a star wars birthday party but then I remember that's not niche :/

liam neeson does the gen z stare in the phantom menace and i swear ive never felt closer to anyone

Yoda fucking Crazy looking