Tonight we are all New Yorkers. Let's go Mets baby. Baconeggandcheese. Anthology. The Strand. Kosher pastrami sandwiches, things of that nature.

His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.

zoomers this is what obama winning iowa felt like

white boys who say inshallah carrying zohran to a comfortable victory!!!

its so refreshing seeing someone who wasn't in high school with marilyn monroe win something politically

It’s legal for white boys to say inshallah again

Zohran Mamdani promising to address people at 11 and still not being on by 11:45… real Indian representation

What a guy. Deputy Mayor Mensch

Brad Lander for whatever Brad Lander wants 2025/2026

being humorless is a crime against humanity

“We must do something about The Zohran Situation.”

It’s a bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there’s a 151 foot statue in the harbor inviting immigrants to come live there.

incredible that the republicans are going to absolutely destroy Medicaid and also build a fucking secret police and concentration camps and Dems as spending all of their time attacking zohran instead of doing anything about it

So the Supreme Court said Biden couldn't cancel student loans without congress but Trump can dismantle the entire fucking Department of Education?

The world tracked down Nazis for decades after the Second World War was over. We should think now about establishing a foundation dedicating to tracking down, hunting, arresting or otherwise the perpetrators of this genocide, and make sure it has a funding stream in perpetuity.

My God Green Beret Anthony Agular recounts how a 5-year-old Palestinian kissed his hands to thank him for the food Agular gave him Seconds later, Israeli soldiers shot and killed the starving child ISIS prisoners were treated with more dignity than these children, Agular says

Cory Booker is in an eternal audition for Hamilton 😪

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

Look I hate what Elizabeth Warren did as much as the next Bernie Bro. But if she's campaigning with Zohran that's basically what we wanted all along: for progressives to align with the left over centrists. Sometimes you just gotta be magnanimous in victory.