congrats Food Network for finally getting rid of the ultimate parasite in your kitchen: Bobby Flay ❤️

I don’t need your life story just say no: some guy on the Vegas strip

*Pisses Disgustingly* Mayor Guy Fieri

Shit harder not smarter #RedTaylorsVersion

I’m not sure if I have to take a poopoo or a POOPOO 💕

Pork chops for dinner again… this is the end of my road folks

First name: Jolly Second name: Barnacles Cold Stone Creamery

This is Mayor Guy Fieri ‘s Diner, we’re just driving in it

Headed to Dave & Buster's to Dave and Bust a nut #piscesseason

Jesus was crucified on the cross for your sins I think you can stand to throw away your ugg slippers from 2011

Happy PRIDE James Charles

The supreme courts all like “u can’t kill ur baby :/ tbh :/ only teen boys with rifles can kill ur baby” #RoeVsWade

I sit here desperately trying not to chug the shit out of this Thai Iced Tea #Wimbledon #checkyourpoo #BTSInTheSeom #ArrestTrumpNow

The only constant in life is my silly era

I can’t read but someone told me the premise of The Rainbow Fish book is “Fuck bitches, get money, swim fast” and I think that’s beautiful #queensfuneral

if this site goes down, I just need Bobby Flay to know that I’ll see him in hell

Kids these days, they all wanna look like top gun #BarbieTheMovie

Wishing I was listening to Creed at this sunset rn #higher #creed #romance

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