Katanas not included. RT for a chance to win this custom #Deadpool2 Xbox One X. NoPurchNec. Ends 07/24/18. #Deadpool2XboxSweepstakes rules: xbx.lv/2mEJ3Nz

Just got a new back fence. The old one is paling by comparison... #mondaypunday #githappens

When you're on a bus and said vehicle is making a noise skin to standing on the footplate of a steam train and the driver says nothing...its time to get off the bus.

Twelve days left to listen. It's about a hour long and is a fairy tale, and a sequel to a fairy tale... bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 Coming Fall 2017 #RDR2 rockstargames.com/reddeadredempt…

Even if you're Titanfall curious you should check out tonight's ep. Best shooter campaign of the year maybe? #ggtv

Back to the grind, which is so much better with a dearth of HOT, 5am is one of my favourite AMs.

Oh joy, no one should be that pissed at 6:30...on a bus...with a harmonica

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

A shame that Instagram names a photo app, and not a weed delivery service. #potkettleapp #githappens

Never trust anyone who has an actual bookmark instead of bus tickets, bar receipts and triangular corners of toilet paper

#PaxAus Day 1 of 3 with Team Sebire! Let the madness begin!

#paxaus2017 Pax day 2, recommence shenanigans. #wristies #githappens

RT for a chance to win, plus save $10 on select controllers. NoPurchNec. Ends 11/04/17. #XboxSweepstakes Rules: bit.ly/2zVbBHI

Courtroom exchange of the day.

No, I don't have a 'spare' cigarette, all mine are preassembled. #wednesdazed #githappens

In just under 24 hours, we'll be setting sail on the maiden voyage of #SeaofThieves Plundercast! It isn't too late to be in tomorrow's 3 month Xbox Game Pass Subscription give away either, all you need to do is Retweet and Follow and you could be playing Sea of Thieves on us!

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