Oh my heart.

"You could buy a house on minimum wage and predatory lending institutions didn't exist back then. My reality doesn't exist anymore, but you suck for not doing the same thing I did." How are we supposed to expect representation from people this out of touch with reality?

Libersls: Ew, a red state. Actual leftists: These factors shouldn't even be part of the conversation regarding giving aid to Americans in need. We didn't say "medicare for blue states," we said "medicare for all."

And in the "most idiotic Conservative self own of the week" we have this:

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Time traveler to teenage me: "In 2022, clean cut people will be blasting Master of Puppets from their suburban homes on Halloween." Teenage me: "Stranger things have happened."

WTF is happening? I open my feed to see moots tweets and instead see this right wing garbage list of tweets. Seriously this is how Twitter is going to be now? Note: I follow none of these cretins, and the people that I follow that do probably do so out of morbid curiosity.

#GreenTwitter Seán William Gannon The Zero Hour with RJ Eskow Turbo Demokrat The Echo of Humanity Perl says Fuck Genocide.....and Israel 🇵🇸 🇸🇴 Ian Latinette Trao ʙʀʏᴄᴇ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈HOMELESS TRANSCROWFUND @electrohayes DelcoDSA Mammals4Life Project Censored Wrenasaurus Jason Fiona V Romeo mead @leftist_lounge

This is not what Britain is - and not what British police are. This is our police being used as government enforcers for a government over-obsessed with controlling culture whilst preaching an alarm around the protection of free speech.

Been out for a bit recovering from brain surgery. What a wild ride. Won the tumor lotto, it was not malignant and everything was removed with no complications! Now all I need is to come up with a cool yet fictitious story around how I got this scar:

While I was recovering from brain surgery, I played ELDEN RING on my laptop in the hospital to test whether or not I had lost any dexterity in my hands. After beating death, seeing "you died" over and over again didn't even rattle me.

Dear England, why does the pomp and circumstance around a coronation allow for authoritarian arrests of peaceful protestors? Asking for democracy.

People fear that AI could take their jobs, but that is nothing compared the potential that AI could be used to author effective propaganda that stifles dissent around arrests at the coronation, the retirement age in France, or putting religious texts into schools in the US.

TIL That Montana doesn't understand the concept of VPNs.

Where were you all when we had a Code Red in the Pacific Northwest in the summer of 2020? It was “snowing” ash that would accumulate on our cars. No filters used in these photos!

And in other news, Smoke just surpassed Maple Syrup as Canada's number one export for the 3rd year in a row. Good luck, friends up North.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary