Why are cops such fucking crybabies?

I accept these terms.

Wal-Mart didn't have cornhole bags. Biden's America.

Just argued yesterday for the umpteenth time against the absurd but "well-settled" Virginia law that hides the draconian sentencing ranges from jurors. Prosecutors desperately opposed to jurors knowing the law.

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The more indignantly a prosecutor states that they understand their Brady obligations, the more absolutely certain it is that they're hiding shit.

Did it again. Love the mix of pride and shame I feel about eating six SHEETZ tacos for lunch on a work day.

It's pretty wild how "victims' rights" statutes and amendments basically never give victims the right to decline prosecution if they want. It's almost like their "rights" depend on their interest in retribution...

30 seconds into Rebel Ridge and I have taken sides. (I didn't need the full 30 seconds).

CIVIL ASSET FORFEITURE

And tomorrow, the cops, prosecutors, judges, and politicians will go right on believing in and perpetuating a system that literally fucking MURDERS INNOCENT PEOPLE.

2024, Year in Review: Schadenfreude vs. My Abolitionist Principles

Not saying correlation equals causation but the Prince William county cops and prosecutors spend a ton of time and resources on shit like trespassing and tiny drug possession AND are terrible at investigating/prosecuting real crimes with like victims and such.

Our local prosecutor gives new lawyers FELONY cases before they even get bar results. Requires zero training or experience to inflict government violence on our neighbors living at the margins.

This is not even remotely the dumbest shit I've seen argued as to a cop's bullshit "expertise" about something.

Really used to use Twitter for news. Now it's a propaganda machine. #fuckelon

Putting all my money on Brawndo futures.

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