I love how my ring camera thinks my dog is a package whenever he walks by the front door.

Imagine being on the side that has to pay the most wealthy elites in our country millions of dollars for a 2-minute, half-assed appearance to endorse your candidate while also believing you represent the average, working class American.

"Excuse me, Kamala I really believed in you, so I saved up $50 to donate to your campaign and was wondering how my money helped." "Your donation paid for Cardi B to stand at a podium for 0.1 seconds and say nothing." -This message was AI-generated. Do not reply. *Smooches*

Why is it so satisfying to beat up little kids in Fortnite?

Jeff main reporting in

Is this what Elon meant by beautiful content?

Oh God, just put me down now.

Weekend trip to the Gulf of America, anyone?

The drip is on point!

Anyone tired of winning yet?

I had no idea there were so many aviation and air traffic control experts on this site!

If anything sends me straight to hell it's that one time I tried to invite my first black friend to a picnic by barging in his dorm room yelling "I've got the watermelon!!" I grew up very sheltered and had no idea the connotation of what I did. We weren't friends very long.

I changed my mind, Jeff sucks. Rocket is where it's at

I'm the hottest person on this side of the couch right now.

I have no idea who this guy is that's licking my ear, but he keeps sleeping in my bed and living in my house Paul Hawthorne

Been trying out the chest hair.

You're a big boy, Sean Bean, take yourself to Weynon Priory.

Wild thought. What if they just stopped letting the people who harass them on the trains into the country?

I spent more than a decade working with many brilliant endocrinologists, and I can guarantee that not one of them thinks you can restart puberty after taking a GnRH agonist like Lupron during the early Tanner phases. Yet not one of them is brave enough to speak against it

I probably think your tattoos are stupid.