A Trump supporter killed Charlie Kirk. Catturd ™, and literally every other right winger calling for revenge on liberals, are you going to apologize or attempt some mental gymnastics to justify this? Now just mourn your guy and stop calling for war

I had a dream that Vince Vaughn pitched me a Vince Vaughn docu-series called “Vaughnado”. Me: “oh like about you and tornados?” Him: “no, Vaughnato! It’s a 20 part series about me looking at tomato’s” Me: ….fire. Anyways I only posted this so I could remember it. Back to bed.

I don’t even follow either of these subs

Republicans or Democrat, doesn’t matter. Just remember if the 1% doesn’t like something/or someone, then you should vote for it/them and vice versa. Their interests don’t align with the people’s

My Halloween costume next year is Bill Clinton with orange face make up smeared on my lap

I’m resorting back to only commenting “how it feels to chew 5 gum” on videos regardless of the video

I truly believe that members Congress should each only make as much as their average constituent does for their state/district and should have the same health care. Want to make a bunch of money and have free healthcare? Then the rest of us need to too

“Don’t tell me how to raise my kids!” Why not? Your kids suck.

Going for a personal record. Six. Yes six! Consecutive poops with no brown on the first wipe.

I’ve had 9 hot dogs for lunch with hot sauce. If there’s a #kalshi bet out there on whether I shit my pants at work, somebody’s about to win BIG

Joining #ICE and only targeting other ICE agents and their families. So Billy Bob, back to Europe.

You ever meet your elderly parents friends and think….fuck…my parents are definitely swingers? Me neither. Asking for a friend.

Saying not to kill a spider in your home because they’re “good” is the exact kind of propaganda we’ve grown to expect from Big Spider.

Hey siri. Why can my butthole taste peppers

A house built in the 60’s, has the same shitty floors, cabinets, windows, etc from the 60’s, and has had the same owner since the 60’s should be rented out for the same price it would’ve been in the 60’s. Hate paying 2026 prices for some shithole. Want to up rent? Update shit.