wtf is going on in my backyard

the boy deserves credit for crying wolf

the real reason /r/AITA got so popular is because it’s the only place an author will ever receive feedback on autofiction

fun fact: the noises you hear in this clip are the monk seals communicating under water! Many other seals, including Weddell seals and leopard seals, communicate underwater in a similar fashion!!

i'm thunderstruck

3 sets of lashings with the cat o nine tails then job applications to failure

walked in on my racist roommate watching a racist youtuber the other day and for some reason im still perplexed

life's too short to be stingy with fire reacts

tshirt that says “I Survived God’s Wrath”

1am 65 out i fucking love walking broe

hard pill to swallow knowing the gay boyfriend of my dreams is not at the bar or the gym but in his room digging in his butt playing overwatch

sorry about last night. i forgot that desire is the root of all suffering

may i please beat the teeth out of your mouth white boy? platonically!!!

(lying) NO OMG I MEANT ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR YOUUUUUUU

Blue-Eyes Alternative White Dragon

our nation's best and brightest are currently figuring out how to implement ad placements in chatgpt therapy sessions

im gonna keep walking til they come get me