This really is a bad bitch. Every. Outfit. Be sickening.

i bet for a split second this feels amazing

The United States government when it’s time to do something for Americans.

taking meds on an empty stomach: tummy hurts exercising on an empty stomach: low energy socializing on an empty stomach: cranky drinking on an empty stomach:

whenever i see a water bottle more than a liter this image beams into my head and i giggle every time

Keep your eyes on Gaza as Israeli crimes didn’t stop

Saw minorities in a show and started doing racist math lmaoooo

Burgundy Built 👔

I actually assumed that she died young. That's so sinister lmao

Just assembled my daughter’s car by myself.

Is Kiwi’s head small or is Goose’s head big?

YES

This is still the funniest tweet of all time btw

aquaphor girl winter

all I can think about is jacob saying his coffin was only comfortable when sam was in it with him

HIT TRANSLATE WHY'S IT STILL GOING

more black women should be famous for nothing actually

I think today I will give myself permission to just exist and relax.

The famous dead pedophile called you a loyal dog in an email holy shit lmao