Lucy : you have to apologize to them Tim Tim : fine! but I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the man you fell in love with

Lucy : it appears you have mistaken my dislike of doing harm for my inability to do so

Lucy : Why don't you ever call me by any pet names? Tim : You don't remember what happened last time? I called you "love" and you passed out Lucy : Well, what else was I supposed to do

Grey : I've decided I'm planning a wedding. Luna : Whose? Grey : Lucy and Tim’s Luna : They are engaged?? Grey : No, but they will be.

Angela : I think I found a way to make money Tim : You'd make a decent stripper. Angela : I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I was talking about

Tim : If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I would immediately change my views. I have no principles. Lucy : I think you should have principles though Tim : You're right. I should.

Angela : So, you two are dating now? Tim & Lucy: Yes. Angela : Why? Tim : I happen to find Chen very appealing. Angela : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out why Lucy wants to date you.

Lucy : Why do you have to be so tall anyway? Tim : Would you prefer me on my knees? Lucy : I don’t have a HR appropriate answer for that …

Angela : Okay we gotta get through this locked door. Nolan quick give me your credit card Nolan : Here Angela *pocketing it*: Cool. Tim kick down the door

Tim : go on a date with me ? Lucy : no Tim :

Lucy : Angela is so pretty. Nolan : Don't be jealous, Lucy. You're pretty too. Lucy: I'm not being jealous. I'm being gay.

Tim : fuck lucy Angela : is that an insult or a To-Do list ?

Tim : wakey wakey eggs and bakey! Tamara : but i'm vegan. Tim : wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

Angela : love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake Lucy : you're literally making a valentine’s day card for Wesley Angela , pointing her hot glue gun towards Lucy : you’re on thin fucking ice

Seth : I heard you were talking shit about me Angela : did you get everything or do you need to hear it again ?

Lucy : you used to have a fake ID ? Tamara : ... you needed to be over 18 at petco to hold the bunnies

Lucy : *writing a list of all escaped animals* Zoo keeper : the tigers should obviously be your top priority Lucy : *scribbles out geese* Lucy : obviously

Angela do her children : when you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. no. you know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. get yourself a damn sword. a big knife is also okay.

Smitty : URGH I’m such an idiot Angela : Smitty : Angela : if your waiting for me to disagree it’s going to be a long day

Officer : you have the right to remain silent Sava : but do I have the ability