Emma: Would you say you’re independent, Penelope? Penelope: *Looks at Josie* Josie: *nods* Penelope: Yeah, I’d say so

Josie: *texting MG* I just walked into this party and someone yelled dibs Penelope: *texting Hope* HOLY FUCK IM REALLY DRUNK AND THIS HOT GIRL WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS

Sorry guys for being so inactive lately, I have the most important exams of my school education in two weeks and I’ve been studying like crazy, literally my whole future depends on this and I’m stressed af

Josie: FOUR MONTHS Hope: what’s she talking about? Penelope: it’s not that big of a deal- Josie: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR F O U R MONTHS

Penelope: i'm dying. a slow, painful death that even i cannot heal from. Josie, please know that you've given me the best years of my life. i love you more than anything Josie: Pen, you have a cold

Josie: if i died, how much would you miss me? Penelope: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

Penelope and Josie: *staring into each other’s eyes* Lizzie: *opens a soda* Penelope: We’re having a moment Lizzie: I’m having a cola

Hope: *accidentally hits Penelope* Penelope: You wanna fucking die? Hope: *whispering* kinda.. Penelope: *soft voice* Hey, we talked about this

Josie: *carves Penelope + Josie into a tree* Penelope: What a nerd Penelope: *adds forever*

Penelope: Where is smoke, there is a fire. And where is a fire, there is probably Josie

Josie: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake. Penelope: *stirring her coffee serenely* I prefer it with salt.

hello

so is Penelope back already?

Josie: We can’t go in here it says 18+ and there’s only two of us Penelope: Josie, you’re so stupid just invite more people

Penelope: I told you i was sober enough to drive last night Josie: I drove. you sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.