"How do we break into Troy??" Odysseus:

Aphrodite: i think your mother doesn't approve me Hephaestus: don't worry about it, she doesn't approve me either

I'll be updating the thread every time I collect four!!!

it's VENUS DAY !!!! 🤍

Hermes: i am 80% speed, 50% hero and 70% legend Zeus: that's 200% Hermes: i'm twice the man you'll ever be

these are Hermes, Apollo and Dionysus

Hermes: Hades, stop ignoring me Hades: i’m not ignoring you, i’m ignoring all of you Persephone: Hades: all but Persephone

Hermes: hey, wanna hear a joke? Athena: sure Hermes: a girl goes to buy a snake and there's a sign on the snake tank that says "3.14 feet" and then she says- Athena: it's a pi-thon Hermes, wiping "snakes don't have feet" off of his hand: haha, yeah

hi, everyone! this message is for helpol people ⚠️🌿 as I want to create a nice healthy community for our religion, to support and help each other, I made a discord server only for helpol! you can dm me at γκάλα 🪽 if you want to join :p thanks, may the gods bless you<3

Dionysus: Brother I found a stray cat! Hermes: Oh that’s nice—what the fuck… Dionysus:

I GOT HACKED WHAT THE FUCK I'm incorrectgreeks idk what's going on

I have to stay with this ugly ass layout for a while. I don't know how it happened because I didn't get any other notification about someone logging or anything 🙃 my main account is γκάλα 🪽 CEO of dread Persephone 🦇 in case this account gets lost into the void :(

this happening on mercury day is a bad joke to me 😔 @ hermes help

everything came back to normal 😎 thanks, Hermes!!!

Dionysus: if i got possessed demonically i wouldn't even notice it with everything else i've got going on

Hera: i called you like thirty times, why didn't you answer? Ares: *flashback of Aphrodite dancing to the ringtone* Ares: i... i didn't hear it

Hermes: *sitting on a bench* Apollo: why do you look so sad? Hermes: sit down with me so I can tell you Apollo: *sits down* Hermes: this bench is freshly painted