altair: hey, guess what im about to get? nasir: on my nerves?

Altair, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Zafira Zafira: How did you do that without turning around? Altair: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Nasir: what is everyone going to be for halloween? Altair: im going to be a clown Nasir: so we don’t need to get you a costume then?

is it bad to put the third frame as a lock screen, asking for a friend

Nasir: People treat me like the way they treat God. They ignore me until they need something from me.

Nasir: fair gazelle, there's something I've been wanting to ask you— Zafira: oh god you're finally proposing Nasir: what???? how did you know???? Zafira: you dropped the ring like five times during dinner Nasir: Zafira: I even picked it up once

I [19F] run a successful tearoom that fronts an illegal blood house with my brother [21M], and now this guy [?M] is threatening to shut us down unless I put together a crew and break into an elite vampire society. AITA because I plan on conning him back?

get yourself a man who does chores 😫

Benyamin: alright, how do we respond to haters? Zafira: with kindness Altair: exactly, because we must always be kind to animals

Remember TEMPEST Thursday? How about Woe-is-me-deadline-is-approaching Wednesday? Here's a new snippet from A TEMPEST OF TEA featuring The Boy 👀 🫖🖤🩸 bit.ly/gunsandtea

Zafira: when was the last time someone opened a door for you? Nasir: when i got arrested Zafira: when you WHAT

Altair: what are the best moments of us together? Nasir: when we were kids Altair: but we didn't know each other back then? Nasir: exactly

Nasir: I am a very moderate peaceful man Zafira: yesterday you threw a chair at Altair Nasir: that was a very moderate peaceful compromise to the table that i was about to throw at him Altair: HEY-

Zafira: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens. Nasir: What was that middle part? Zafira: I can make a hat.

Altair: i wore my contact lenses to bed, im so dumb Nasir: dont worry, i do that all the time Altair: wear your contact lenses to bed? Nasir: no, think youre dumb

remember that book that broke me down and made me think i could never write again? it turns out it's not so bad after all: WE FREE THE STARS is a 2021 #GoodreadsChoice Awards nominee, and I would be utterly honored if you spared it a vote! 🖤 goodreads.com/choiceawards/b…